Funny Exam Sms

What is Education ?
Education is n oraganised system through which v waste 1 half of our lyf 2 learn how 2 waste the remaining half of our lyf.

I found d perfect example for newton’s3rd law
every time i open my book my eyes close automatically. Newton is great

Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-

Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass…………..very funny exam shayari

Kahi aisi kitaab mile jispe dil de dete,
Sab ne harama deemag khaya, kisko javaab dete,
Ab to ye syllbus dekh ke lagta he hame k,
Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…………………………………very funny exam shayari 2014

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
College K Riwaj Parents Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Krne Wala Kya Jane…

Lyf of the college student
wallet hai paise nhi
lecturer hai attendence nhi
cell hai balance nhi
frnds hai girl friend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
padhna hai mood nhi

Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

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START..

Kya Start?

Kameene Padh Le
Hr Waqt Khelne Ki Padi Rehti Hai.
Exams Ho rahe Hai

Padh, padh kr kya krna
ek din to marna hai,
agar marne k baad dubara zinda Hue To
shuru To nursery se karna hai

Long Back,
Ppl Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Called Saints.

Bt Now They R Called
“Students”

Student Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Padhe B To Kya Padhe

Hr Page Pe ladhkiyo Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai

Lovely days in my life :
childhood days,
school days
&
collage days,
horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

itne bhrm tute the ik aur bhrm tut gya,

use subject mai pas hue jis ka paper mujh se chooot gaya

Koi kitab aisi milti, jispe dil luta dete har subject ne dimag khaya,
kisi ek ko hi nipta dete, ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain, ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

exams r the part of our daily routine life,

so ghbrane ki baat nhi jo kam aj nahi hua kal sahi

isi wajh se koi bahut khas ho gya,
isi wajh se koi bahut khas ho gya,

cheating krwane se wo fail aur papu pass ho gya

Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkib Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Padhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye …

A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well bt a best frnd is 1 who stands in exam-hall and says
” Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi hai”

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

V Complete Syllabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year

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Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni chahiye?
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Santa : pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

Uski nazar meri taraf thi
meri nazr uski tarf thi
vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi
main us se kuch puchna
chahta tha
dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya……………mast funny exam sms 2014

Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein kami na karna,
mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna

Aeroplane- write brothers
cycle-macmillan
telephone-grahm bell
telescope-galileo
exams-
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dundho pakad ke marenge.

Todays students thinking
thousands of yesterdays are gone..
Millions of tomorrows will come..
But still a hope…….
Kal se pakka parhenge

Saal bhar padhai hm kiya nhi krte
lekin cheating kr k paper hm likha nhi krte
ae university walopass krna h to kro
fokat me hm zyada likha nhi krte

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i’m here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai

Tcher 2 student: beta ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: is sheet par likhe gye ans kalpnik hai jinka kisi b book se koi smbandh nhi hai..!

Q:wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj b kehte hen or qayamat tak kahngay?
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Ans:bus kal se parhai start.

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Samandar bhar syllabus hota hai
nadi bhar parh pate hein
balti barh yad rehta hai
chuloo bhar number ate hein
jis mein hum doob jatey hain

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai?

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

A student grabbed a coin,
flipped it in the air & said,
“head, i go to sleep.”
Tail, i watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge i’ll study.

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of icl n t20…
same rules should be applied in examz!
(1) exams timing should be reduced to one hour.
(2) power play – no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
(3) cheer leaders – to dance after every right answer written.
(4) strategic time-out – time for students for discussion.
(5) super over – chance for students to form their own question.

Exam SMS in Hindi

Best Funny Exam SMS in Hindi

4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz…
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others “Kuch Padha Kya”..

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon
K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen
K Bado ko Jawab Deta Hai. 🙂

naukar – sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab – kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai..

Book khulti hai,
exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.
Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai,
fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?

Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.

Upcoming Horror Movies

Exam Ka Khouf
Tarapta Student
Shaitani Books
Result Wala Jin
Neend Ki Mout
Pyasa Examiner
Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR

Students ke dilo ki awaj:
Zindgi ka rukh mod denge
Sari bandise tod denge
Ye semister Jese-Tese nikal jai
Next Semister mai to paka record tod denge.

Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h
Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

Exam Life :-
9am- wakeup
10am- brkfast
11am- thinkng 2 score 80%:-)
12 am-watch t.v
1pm- lunch
2 pm-Thori nind le k padhnge dimag set hoga:-P
4 pm-games
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5pm- thinking 2 score 60%:-|
6 pm-troubling frnds “kuch padha?”:-P
8 pm-searching books.
9pm- dinner
10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P
11pm- hey bhgwan! Bs smbhal lena 😀

Chnda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaro,
Ghadi ke kante bhage.
Ek pariksha khtam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
subah hogye mamu…subah hogye mamu….

Funny Quotes on Exams | Funny Thoughts on Exams

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
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1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u

World’s Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful

Question Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar 🙂 😀

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don’t know,
So i wrote answers which they don’t know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA. 🙁

2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai
us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai
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yeh galat hai
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EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR

2 teams..
5 matches..
1 venue..
8 days more to go..
war b/w the most thrilling ever
12th night readers & the CBSE daredevils.
catch d live action starting on 3 march.

YYAAAHHHO000..!
Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho
Gayi..

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..

AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai…:-(

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student…..

A beautiful teacher !!!

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

Tamam students sy appeL ki jati hai ki wo apne apne result se pehle GHAR Ki sb chapl, jharu nd waiper chupa de.
A SMS 4rm

‘SSF’

‘SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION’

The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!

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