sms for friendsip with girls

Larka: Tum Mere Sapno Me, Khwabon Me,

Jazbaaton Me Rehti Ho
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Larki: Bhaiya, Tumko Kisi Ne Bewkoof Banaya Hai,

Main To Apne ghar Me Rehti Hu 😛 😉

D day u came 2 my life

I crowned u my sweetest friend
I judge u not for ur beauty or tone
but I feel u as my own 4ever…
sms for friendsip with girls

friends R those rare people
who ask how R U… ?
&
ten wait to hear D answer

making friends is not abt collecting diamonds! its abt accepting 1 as coal n wait til d warmth of frndship turns it to diamond

Opens Many Doors
Each Tym With A Different View
But
None Could Be More Beautiful
Then D 1 That Lead 2 U

friendship …
Is a strong & habitual Inclination
In two persons to promote
D good & happ!ness
of 1 another .

Frds R D Smell Of Cigrates Whch Stays In D Finger Tips 4 A Short Time Bt True Frnz R Lyk D Nicotine In D Cigrates Wich Stay In D Heart Til Death.

Weakly 1 Day Holiday,
Monthly 1 Day Salary Day,
Yearly 1 Day Birthday,
Lifely 1 Day Death Day,
But Sharing FriendshiP
is Every Day

Boy: Hey i bough a new iphone 6

Girl: Wow.. Konsi company ka?

Boy: Ja behan tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya ho 😛

friendship is not written by chalk
2 erase or write again.
its written with da ink of love
on d wall of heart
once written cant be changed dat frndship.

Friends R Like Delicate Flower…
They Dry Not Die..
However I M Cactus I Will Be Always
Poking U So That U Will Remember Me….

Friendships May Be
Lyk D Seasons,
Blowing Hot And Cold,
Ever-Changing,
But Always Needed
Whatever D Weather

So Many Hands
In 1 Tiffin Box
So many Friends
In 1 Bench
So many Calls On
1 Birthday Night
So Many Tears For
1 Little Fight
Friends R D
Best Parts Of Our
Life

Sometimes I Want To Shout
To The World
How Lucky I m To Have You As My Friend
But
Sometimes I Want To Hush …
Afraid That
Somebody Might Take You Away From Me

Great Quote:
I
Destroy
My
Enemies,
When
I
Make
Them
My
Friend..

I Will Alwayz Beside U
Until D Very End
Wiping All Ur Tears Away
Being Ur Best Friend
I Will Smile When U Smile
& Feel All The Pain U Do
& If U Cry A Single Tear
I Promise I Cry Too

SMS Good Morning

Before the Golden Sun Rise, let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success and Happiness 4 u..

Bin savan barsat nahi hoti, suraj dube bin rat nahi hoti, kuch aese dost hai ki unko yad kiye bina din ki sharuaat nahi hoti….GOOD MORNING 🙂

Raat Guzri Fir Mahekti Subha Aayi
Dil Dhadhka Fir Aapki Yaad Aayi
Aankhon Ne Mahesoos Kiya Uss Hawa Ko Jo Apko Chukar Hamare Paas Aayi
Good Morning

A morning does not only mean a good morning,

It also means that i think about u when i wake up.

SMS Good Morning

Opportunities are like sun rises,

If u wait too long,

U ll miss them.

A Warm Good Morning
Larger Than D Sea !
Wider Than What Eyes Can See !
Soft Like Silk Should Be !
&
Sweeter Than
Honey of The Bee

New morning
+New aim
+New decision
+New dream
+New idea
+New thinking
+New ambition
=GREAT SUCCESS
May God give u everything in life

Cook your own breakfast by mixing happiness, faith and wisdomadd a little understanding, a pint of hope and a spoon ful of love; top with a lot of smiles! Good morning!

Wake up,

A sweet morning is waiting for u.

Good morning.

Forget the things that made you sad
and remember those that made you glad.
Forget the troubles that passed away
and remember the blessings that come each day.
Good morning!

Morning is God’s way of saying:
“One more time! Live life.
Make a difference.
Touch 1 heart.
Encourage 1 mind.
Inspire 1 soul…”
GooD Morning

Life is like a piano, White keys R happy moments and
Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys are played together to give
Sweet music in life…
Good Morning!

Pani ki boonde phulo ko bhiga rahi he
Thandi lehre ek taazgi jaga rahi he
Ho jaiye aap bhi inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi he.

“Beware of other duplicate Morning wishers”
I’m the only Authorised ISO 2007 certified dealer in morning wishes..
I wish an Orignal Sweet gOOd Morning 2 U…

Life is never about the people
who act true to your face…
It is always about the people
who remain true at your back.
Good Morning!!!

Always use d best cosmetics
4 ur lips TRUTH
4 ur voice PRAYER
4 ur eyes SYMPATHY
4 ur hand CHARITY
4 ur heart LOVE
4 ur face SMILE
Good Morning

Funny jokes sms | Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words

:: Funny jokes sms ::

Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nahi.

Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet,

pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h

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Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle…

Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.

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Garmi Me kulfi ka Maza Ata Hai,
Thandi Me Coffee ka Maza Aata Hai,
Hum Waterfall ki Tarah sMs karte Hai,
Or
Aapka Riply Muncipalty k Pani ki Tarah Aata Hai…-

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Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,
Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro
K tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh se!
Zyada
Kanjus ho..

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::

,@,
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((;;;;;;))
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Y. /
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ice-cream only for u.
zyada mat muskurao..
Agar himmat hai to kha ke dikhao.

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::

Principl-:Late Q hue?
boy:-bike khrab ho gyi thi. Principl:-Bus me ni aa skte the kya?
boy:-Mene kaha tha Sir,
par apki beti ke nakhre khatam ho tab na…;

:: Funny jokes sms ::

Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar
ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki
Chappal.?

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Saas ki demand-
Ladki khubsurat ho,
Ameer ho,
Padhi likhi ho,
Kam umar ho,
Ghar k kam kaj me mahir ho.
Ladki ki demand
Simple- saas photo me ho..

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::

Hum mohabbat wale,Aap husn wale.Hum dilwale, ap daulat wale. Hm sms krne wale, or ap kanjus Makkhichoos free me padh k muskurane wale…

:: Funny jokes sms ::

Boy: I luv U Tum Duniya Ki Sbse Khubsurat Ldki Ho

Agr hota yaqeen, tere milne ka khawb me ay dost,

To ham soney se pehle, aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.

OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi,

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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb,
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf, Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga.

Gal: Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bi Zyada Khubsurat Ladki Khadi He
Boy Mud K Piche Dkhta H Par Waha Koi Nai Tha
Girl: Agr Tum Such Me Mujhse Pyar Krte To Kbhi Piche Na Dkhte
I hate u

Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga,
Nahi Aaunga,
Nahi Aaunga 🙁

Thank U
Bas nahi aaunga.

MORAL:
Moral Woral Kuch Ni Bas Ldki Zara Tez Nikli
Par Msg Abi Baki H mere dost.
Boy: Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marzi
Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Mai Kisko Dunga
Girl: LO.!! Ab M Apne Janu Se Mazak Bhi Nh Kar Sakti..

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::

Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.

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AAP KITNE B DUKH ME Q NA HO KOI NAHI DEKHTA
AaP JITNa RO LO KOI NAHI DEKHTA

PaR

PaR
EK din ‘DATE’ PE CHALE JAO
SALA PURA KHaANDaAN DEKH LETA HAI.:-

Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto,

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From

Apka apna

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Rehman malik,

smjh tey gye o gey tussi,
A silent msg for All LOVERS.

Very very funny Hindi sms | Funny messages for Friends

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi,
(Just formality as usual)
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Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga,

Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain,

Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne.

~::~ Very very funny Hindi sms ~::~
Jalebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai
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Kyun k Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti

par hoti buht SWEET hai

Fwd To All Jaleebes

~::~ Very very funny Hindi sms ~::~
“Extreme Height of Laziness”
Theif1: Let us count the money that we have robbed today at bank.
Theif2: Oh! No! I’m so tired.we can see it in the news.

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,

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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai

~::~ Funny messages for Friends ~::~
Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena. .:-(
Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge:->
hahahaha.

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:: best funny sms in Hindi ::
Kitna bhi door jao humse chup na paoge. Zindagi ke har mod pe hume hi paoge. Chahe kitne bhi msg delete karo. Subah inbox me fir hume hi paoge.

:: best funny sms in Hindi ::
In class rum boy update on facebook
I
M
Online
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first comment from
teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu….:D;)

:: funny sms for mobile ::
Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt
Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuch nhi kaha..?
Girl: Maa bahut gussa hui
Aur
Boli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi…

:: funny sms for mobile ::
Ye joke padhoge to haste…..haste mar jaoge
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isliye maine nahi bheja..

I really care for u….;-)

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1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nhi .

Sach ka saamna
Jawab sirf yes ya no me dena hai…..
SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai..?

~::~ Funny messages for Friends ~::~
Zindagi Mein Boyfrnd/Girlfrnd Bnana bhi Bahut Zaruri hai
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Ask Y ?
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Bcoz Zindagi Me KHUSHiYAN hi Sub Kuch NAhi Hoti.
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‘BAWAAL’ bhi Zaruri hai.

~::~ Funny messages for Friends ~::~
Advantage of speaking truth is that u don’t have to remember what u said,
But

Lying increases ur memory power!….!;)

QUESTION
Sharam kya hai”

ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe…

:: Very very funny Hindi sms ::
Girl: Chalo mai chupti hu tum muje dhundna,
Agr dhund liya to hm shoping chalenge.
Boy: Agr nai dhunda to
Girl: Aisa mt kaho na janu mai drwaze k piche hi chupungi.

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi,
(Just formality as usual)
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Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga,

Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain,

Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne.

funny jokes sms in Hindi | Funny SMS for iphone

1Bacha Roj School Late Se Aata Tha.
1Din Teacher Ne Use Pucha Tum Baki Bacho K Sath Kyu Nhi Ate?
Bacha:- “SIR JHUND ME TO KUTTE AATE H. SHER HAMESA AKELE ata h..

Paise wala aadmi:” aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..
Tumhare paas kya hai ??
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Gharib aadmi:” mere paas 1 beta
hai,
jiski girlfriend teri beti hai

Dedicatd 2 all dear 1s…
Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h
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kuch to bachpan
se hum nalayk the
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Aur kuch delhi belly aur murder 2 ki meharbani h

Special informaion..!

Aj Raat Chand ko Mat Dekhiye Ga…!
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Warna
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Apko Meri yad Ajayegi

(‘.’)/ choty pani lao
<()yaha kuch jal
//rha h.

Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,
To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.
SAMJHE

Newly wed Bahu-Maaji,
kal raat
meri unse ladaai ho gayi
Saas-Koi baat nahi
Ye to pati patni ke beech hota hi hai
Bahu-Wo to thik hai par ab laash Ka kya Karu?

funny jokes sms in Hindi | Funny SMS for iphone

Agar Daag Ache hote Hain To Phir
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Surf-Excel Bananae Ki Kya Zarurat Thi.

*Arz Kiya Hai*
K

Gam hai ,,
Tanhai hai ..
Dard hai ,,
Ruswai hai ..

Zaalimo Tum bhi sms kr do ,,
Meri kya Govrnment ne Duty lgayi hai ..

CHETAVANI

Ab agar tum logo ka msg nahi aaya to
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BHAGWAN wala msg bhej dunga.
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Phir bhejte rahna 21 Ya 51 logo ko…!!!:-]

Joking.-
Dil me ek shor ho rha h, bin msg ke dil bor ho rha h ,
kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa dost ab tak
ghar k bartan dho rha hai.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.

I Love u
I like u
I miss u
I talk u
All these r examples of PRESENT INDEFINITE
2morrow v will study PRESENT CONTINUOUS.

Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi.
par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi.
na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyunki
hamari height todhi kam thi

Height of computerised world:

Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy-Ma’am, for my homework plz visit my website-
“www. myHomeWork. com.

Advntages of pillow:

4 sleeping?
no
4 pilow fight?
no

Then…?

4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt..

THIS DOG IS ONE CAT OF DONKEY THE BEST MONKEY WAYS TO OWL MAKE U RAT SMILE.!
CONFUSED..!!!
NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL UR NICK NAMES.

Funny Hindi sms messages | funny sms collection in Hindi

Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya
lekin
marte marte bhi keh gaya,,
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Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha

Saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla..

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Kasam se aap bahut khubsurat ho Duniya ki nazaro se khud ko bacha lo,

Kajal ka tika to apke liye kum hai!

1 kala”TAWA” hi gale me latka lo*

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Mila k Hath Dosti Ka Wapas Liya Nahi Jata,
Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nahi Jata

Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai…
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
tha.

Sachmuch Bahut Zaalim H Ye Duniya,
Sasta H Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nahi Jata.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
1 admi ke 6 ungliyan thi,
sab log usay Radhe Shyam kehte the,
batao kyo?
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Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha, faltu dimag mat chalaya karo.!

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga.
Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge?
Husband :
“JISKO MILE USKI”.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Kya re tapori.Sms ka hafta nahi bhej rela?
Apun ko malum.K tere pass sms ka bahut-maal padela.
chal time khoti mat kar.5-10 Peti sms chipka dal.

Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
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Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi
Apni
bahen ko Chedta hai.

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
1 Pagal Khane Me sabhi Pagal Nach Rahe The
1 Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Ne Pucha- Tum Khamosh Q Bethy Ho
Pagal Ne Kaha- Bewkuf, Mai Dulha Hu.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Sardar:Isme to Kida Nikla h
Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae.
Sardar:2 kilo or de do

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Arz hai…
“Itne khuddar the hum ke kabhi school na jate the
gaalib…
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Wo to ladkio ke shauk-e-deedar ne,
Graduate karwa diya!!!

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Baap: Mere 4 bache hain..
1 ne MBA
2nd B.Ed.
3rd PHD
4TH chor hai

Frnd:chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?
Baap: wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar h….

:: funny sms collection in Hindi ::
Khuda Bahut Mehrban H Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Kimat Nai Rakhi
Vrna Hm Aap Jese DOST Ki Kimat Kese Ada Krte
Qki
Chawwani
Ab Kaha Chalti H

:: short sms jokes in hindi ::
Mohabbat Ho Jaye, Ya,
Machchar Kate..
Anjam 1 Hi Hai..
Kya?
Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati…

:: funny sms collection in Hindi ::
LIFE HISTORY OF A HANDSOME boy!
On 21 may 1988
a handsome boy was born on earth.
Cucku bird sang and peacock danced on that day.
Tigers and lions became afraid of his birth.
Angels blessed his from the Heaven.
All girl’z tried in vain 2 win his love.
His parents were happy and named the boy,
“RAJ” That Legend is nw ur Frnd !
Njoyy…His Frndship.
Warning:- editing and copying of msg is strictly prohibited.
Hav A Cool.

Funny Sms Jokes in Hindi | emotionalsms

If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai…………………..funny joke sms

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?

Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur

Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
“Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja”.

Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.

Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 2000.
Your new balance is now Rs 2050
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?
Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha 12 Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye………………….funny sms jokes in Hindi

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..

Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,

How to see a girl in front of ur Gf-

after drinking SPRITE

BOY- dekho us Ladki ko Wo kapdey bilkul Suit nahi
karte.

GIRL- haan..!
To Bey kutte. Tu to chahta hai ki wo
kapdey hi na pehne…

Moral- Girl ne pehle hi SPRITE pee Li thi.

1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
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1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…

Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination.

mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege……………..Hindi funny sms collection

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki
3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…………….Hindi funny sms collection

Kal karey so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.
wah wah
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
wah wah
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.

1 shaks shadi k leay marriage bureau gaya
Office band tha
Or bahar Door per Notice laga howa tha
1 baje se ly k 3 baje tk office band rahe
ga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH Lain.

Funny sms in Hindi 140 words | Small funny sms

:: small funny sms ::
We
“The Non-Toppers”
Are More Experienced Than
“The Toppers”
Because
…Toppers FAIL To FEEL
How It FEELS To FAIL . .

B.B.A
(Back Benchers Association)

:: Funny sms in Hindi 140 words ::
somtimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile.

sala! 1 ladki ke sath goomey to sab dekhte hai

:: Funny sms in Hindi 140 words ::
A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.
People come with lot of pressure,
sit,
create a lot of noise
and ultimately
DROP THE MATTER.

:: Funny sms in Hindi 140 words ::
The fnuny tnihg abuot
tihs sms is taht
eevn tohugh all the
wrods are msesed up
you can sitll raed it …

:: Funny sms in Hindi 140 words ::
Female’s criteria for
Life partner . . .
They expect their men to
Look like “mr. Universe”
And
Work like “ramu kaka. .

:: short funny sms in Hindi ::
Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha.
2sre ne pucha kiya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha hai.
Chuhedani me chuha,
Sabundani me sabun,
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha hai.

:: short funny sms in Hindi ::
1970 ki mom 2 her son-beta apne relign ki ladki se shadi krna
1980-apne caste ki
1990-apne level ki
2000-apne desh ki
2010-KAMINEY ladki se hi karna

:: short funny sms in Hindi ::
is duniya me 3 log bahut acche hai….
1 main
2. fir se mein
3. Aap….
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ka friend…. mein

~: Height of Disappointment :~

Using Dial-Up Connection 0n
Your PC In The Age 0f 3G
And
Completing Your Tea Before
INTERNET EXPLORER Loads
A Simple Static Web-page .

Very True Lines
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
K
Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA.

:: short funny sms in English ::
Facebook Fact
Every 0ne Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
…Addicted To Collect
“LIKES and COMMENTS” . . .

Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!

CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND& BIWI ?

Sari Class chup ho gayi

itne mein Pappu bola:

“Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid &
unlimited.

Valentine sms messages

If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking-
don’t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

:: Valentine sms messages ::

U’ll always be mine 4 now & 4ever.
U’ll always be mine 4 u r my treasure.
U’ll always be mine please tell me its true.
Please be mine 4ever. I’ll always luv u

Every Hour I think of you
Every Minute I think of you
Every Second I think of you
I live for you and I die for you
It’s not for days; it’s not for weeks,
It’s not for months or years, its forever.

:: valentine sms in english ::

What the heart gives away is never gone,
but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn.
Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine.

If loving u is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right.
My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light.
The way we must go is long but we’ll win every fight.

:: Valentine sms messages ::

You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why?
Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.

I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not show it to u.
I may not luv u the way it should b, but I’m always willing to luv u the way I understand it.

When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I’ll always be there 4 you.

:: Valentine messages for friends ::

I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!

Love so much my heart is sure.
As time goes on I love you more,
Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place.
Wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other?s arms.

:: Valentine sms messages ::

Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can?t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

Very Funny Sms | emotionalsms

Very Funny SMS – kissing – spy tips N Techniques of wife…..

If You’re Wife Kisses You
Every Time You Come Late ..

Remember ,
Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of

BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !
Be Careful

Husband Wife Jokes –

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get
Wife’s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy

ek sardar khudkhusi se pr bhasan de raha tha
khudkhusi paap hai, jurm hai, gunah hai, buzdili hai,
paglpn hai,

khudkhusi krne se acha hai ki insan khud ko goli marle

very very funny sms hindi | very very funny sms in hindi | very very funny hindi sms | very funny jokes | very sad sms | jokes in hindi sms | most funny sms | very funny hindi sms | very funny sms for friends |

Na Tikka Boti Na Chicken Tikka .
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Sirf
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Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chikka Dhin ;

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Me: Xcuse Me
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Girl: Jee Kahiye
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Me: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf
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Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
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100% Attendance …

What Did Baba Ramdev Say To Anna
Hazaare?
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“Agar Main
Karoon Tho Saala Character
Deelaa Hai”

Ek auto rickshaw me couple
kiss
kar rhe the
Driver unhe dekh raha tha
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Aage jaake accident hua
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Toh
. Driver sar pakad kar baitha
aur
bola:-
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. saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba
tha.

A Perfect Example Of The Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: “Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega…”
Bhanja Imran Khan: “Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri…

:: New N Latest Rajnikant Jokes ::-

At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.?
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Just Scratch n Sleep Again
We r Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry

Jab kutte ki mout aati hai
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To wo Marr hi jata hai..

Faltu me har baat me twist
dhundhne ki aadat padi hai tumhe.

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss’ funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I’m working today. My motto is business before pleasure.