Funny April Fool Messages

Legs utha ke karo.

Tange feala ke karo.

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.

Aage peechey dono taraf karo.

Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.

*Ramdev* ji ka yoga.

IAnewala Kal Tumhara Hai..

TumharaTha..

Tumhara Hi Rhega..

Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..

SochoKyon?

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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..

HAPPY FOOLs DAY

Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya

wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap

thoda JALDI ban jate hai…

Please Read this message. on 1st April

I know u can’t wait,

So,

CONGRATS…….

you aRe the FIRST FOOL OF 2015

BeautiFool,

WonderFool,

and

ColorFool,

Amongst all Fools,

~~Happy Fools Day~~

If a baby is born

in AFRICA,

what will

be the colour of the

baby teeth ?

BOLO…? Socho.. ?

kaya Socha ?

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu…

Dost me aap jaisa…

Nalayak koi nahi!

Rangeen Ho tum rangon Se Bhi Zyada

Khubsoorat ho Tum Khoobsoorti Se Bhi zyada

Agar Aisa sochte Ho to

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BewQoof Ho Tum Sab Se Zyada

For pepsi “shahrukh” For coke “aamir”

For mirinda “vivek”

For fanta “rani”

& For Thums Up “Akshay”

Don’t worry

For Bante wala soda “You”

Cheers !!

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

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Ullu ki tarah kya dekh rahey ho?

SMS he to bheja hai.

If a baby is born

in AFRICA,

what will

be the colour of the

baby teeth ?

BOLO…? Socho.. ?

kaya Socha ?

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

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Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

Hotho se jo choo liya,

Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai,

Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain

Aur kyo na ho Khayi Bhi to HARI Mirchi-hai

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