Funny jokes sms | Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words

:: Funny jokes sms ::

Beta-papa me 150cc pulsar baike hi lunga aur koi nahi.

Baap-beta tu chahe 150cc ki pulsar le ya 350cc ki bullet,

pichha to tuzhe 100cc ki scoty ka hi karna h

:: Funny jokes sms ::
Samundar ke kinare par baithe hai
Kabhi to lehar aayegi..
Kismat badle na badle…

Kam se kam CHAPPAL TO DHUL JAYEGI.

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Garmi Me kulfi ka Maza Ata Hai,
Thandi Me Coffee ka Maza Aata Hai,
Hum Waterfall ki Tarah sMs karte Hai,
Or
Aapka Riply Muncipalty k Pani ki Tarah Aata Hai…-

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Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zrurat Nahi,

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki,
Sb K Samne Khul K iqrar Kro
K tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh Se!
Tum Mujh se!
Zyada
Kanjus ho..

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,@,
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ice-cream only for u.
zyada mat muskurao..
Agar himmat hai to kha ke dikhao.

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::

Principl-:Late Q hue?
boy:-bike khrab ho gyi thi. Principl:-Bus me ni aa skte the kya?
boy:-Mene kaha tha Sir,
par apki beti ke nakhre khatam ho tab na…;

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Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar
ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai
Mummy Ki
Chappal.?

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Saas ki demand-
Ladki khubsurat ho,
Ameer ho,
Padhi likhi ho,
Kam umar ho,
Ghar k kam kaj me mahir ho.
Ladki ki demand
Simple- saas photo me ho..

:: Funny jokes sms in hindi 140 words ::

Hum mohabbat wale,Aap husn wale.Hum dilwale, ap daulat wale. Hm sms krne wale, or ap kanjus Makkhichoos free me padh k muskurane wale…

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Boy: I luv U Tum Duniya Ki Sbse Khubsurat Ldki Ho

Agr hota yaqeen, tere milne ka khawb me ay dost,

To ham soney se pehle, aayat-ul-kursi parh lete.

OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi,

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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb,
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf, Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga.

Gal: Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bi Zyada Khubsurat Ladki Khadi He
Boy Mud K Piche Dkhta H Par Waha Koi Nai Tha
Girl: Agr Tum Such Me Mujhse Pyar Krte To Kbhi Piche Na Dkhte
I hate u

Smallest Leave Application by a Child:
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Dear Sir,

Mai Aaj Nahi Aaunga,
Nahi Aaunga,
Nahi Aaunga 🙁

Thank U
Bas nahi aaunga.

MORAL:
Moral Woral Kuch Ni Bas Ldki Zara Tez Nikli
Par Msg Abi Baki H mere dost.
Boy: Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marzi
Magar Ab Ye Diamond Ring Mai Kisko Dunga
Girl: LO.!! Ab M Apne Janu Se Mazak Bhi Nh Kar Sakti..

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Bst joke frm signboard on elctric Boxes in India:
DANGER
11OOO Volts, TOUCHING dis wil lead to DEATH
Any1 found touching wil b jailed for 3 yrs.

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AAP KITNE B DUKH ME Q NA HO KOI NAHI DEKHTA
AaP JITNa RO LO KOI NAHI DEKHTA

PaR

PaR
EK din ‘DATE’ PE CHALE JAO
SALA PURA KHaANDaAN DEKH LETA HAI.:-

Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto,

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From

Apka apna

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Rehman malik,

smjh tey gye o gey tussi,
A silent msg for All LOVERS.

Very very funny Hindi sms | Funny messages for Friends

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi,
(Just formality as usual)
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Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga,

Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain,

Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne.

~::~ Very very funny Hindi sms ~::~
Jalebi ko Female Dish Kyun kaha Jata Hai
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Kyun k Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti

par hoti buht SWEET hai

Fwd To All Jaleebes

~::~ Very very funny Hindi sms ~::~
“Extreme Height of Laziness”
Theif1: Let us count the money that we have robbed today at bank.
Theif2: Oh! No! I’m so tired.we can see it in the news.

Grls ki ek smile boys ko confuse krdeti hai,
Sala pura din smj nhi ata k,

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Hans k dekh rhi hai,
Ya
Dekh k hans rhi hai

~::~ Funny messages for Friends ~::~
Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena. .:-(
Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge:->
hahahaha.

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:: best funny sms in Hindi ::
Kitna bhi door jao humse chup na paoge. Zindagi ke har mod pe hume hi paoge. Chahe kitne bhi msg delete karo. Subah inbox me fir hume hi paoge.

:: best funny sms in Hindi ::
In class rum boy update on facebook
I
M
Online
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first comment from
teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu….:D;)

:: funny sms for mobile ::
Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt
Boy: Tumhari maa ne kuch nhi kaha..?
Girl: Maa bahut gussa hui
Aur
Boli dubara meri skirt pehni to bahut marungi…

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Ye joke padhoge to haste…..haste mar jaoge
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isliye maine nahi bheja..

I really care for u….;-)

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1 sardar ko Chand par bhejne ka Faisla hua. Aadhe raste jakar sardar Rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhoka ! Kamino Aaj to Amawasya hai, Chand to hoga hi nhi .

Sach ka saamna
Jawab sirf yes ya no me dena hai…..
SAWAL- kya apne bhikariyo k ktore se paise churane chhod diya hai..?

~::~ Funny messages for Friends ~::~
Zindagi Mein Boyfrnd/Girlfrnd Bnana bhi Bahut Zaruri hai
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Ask Y ?
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Bcoz Zindagi Me KHUSHiYAN hi Sub Kuch NAhi Hoti.
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‘BAWAAL’ bhi Zaruri hai.

~::~ Funny messages for Friends ~::~
Advantage of speaking truth is that u don’t have to remember what u said,
But

Lying increases ur memory power!….!;)

QUESTION
Sharam kya hai”

ANS: sharam us cheez ka naam hai jo agr tum logon ko aa jaye to mera inbox kabhi khali na rahe…

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Girl: Chalo mai chupti hu tum muje dhundna,
Agr dhund liya to hm shoping chalenge.
Boy: Agr nai dhunda to
Girl: Aisa mt kaho na janu mai drwaze k piche hi chupungi.

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi,
(Just formality as usual)
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Ose dekh kar dulha b Rone laga,

Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,o
te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain,

Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne.

funny jokes sms in Hindi | Funny SMS for iphone

1Bacha Roj School Late Se Aata Tha.
1Din Teacher Ne Use Pucha Tum Baki Bacho K Sath Kyu Nhi Ate?
Bacha:- “SIR JHUND ME TO KUTTE AATE H. SHER HAMESA AKELE ata h..

Paise wala aadmi:” aaj mere paas
14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain..
Tumhare paas kya hai ??
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Gharib aadmi:” mere paas 1 beta
hai,
jiski girlfriend teri beti hai

Dedicatd 2 all dear 1s…
Bigdi hui zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani h
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kuch to bachpan
se hum nalayk the
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Aur kuch delhi belly aur murder 2 ki meharbani h

Special informaion..!

Aj Raat Chand ko Mat Dekhiye Ga…!
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Warna
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Apko Meri yad Ajayegi

(‘.’)/ choty pani lao
<()yaha kuch jal
//rha h.

Pyara sa koi Sandesh bhej do,
Dosti ka sachcha UPDESH bhej do.
Agar DOSTO ko 1 SmS na bhej sako,
To subah uthkar kisi ko apna Mobile BECH do.
SAMJHE

Newly wed Bahu-Maaji,
kal raat
meri unse ladaai ho gayi
Saas-Koi baat nahi
Ye to pati patni ke beech hota hi hai
Bahu-Wo to thik hai par ab laash Ka kya Karu?

funny jokes sms in Hindi | Funny SMS for iphone

Agar Daag Ache hote Hain To Phir
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Surf-Excel Bananae Ki Kya Zarurat Thi.

*Arz Kiya Hai*
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Gam hai ,,
Tanhai hai ..
Dard hai ,,
Ruswai hai ..

Zaalimo Tum bhi sms kr do ,,
Meri kya Govrnment ne Duty lgayi hai ..

CHETAVANI

Ab agar tum logo ka msg nahi aaya to
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BHAGWAN wala msg bhej dunga.
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Phir bhejte rahna 21 Ya 51 logo ko…!!!:-]

Joking.-
Dil me ek shor ho rha h, bin msg ke dil bor ho rha h ,
kahi aisa to nahi ek pyara sa dost ab tak
ghar k bartan dho rha hai.

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That’s ok, but who will marry us.

I Love u
I like u
I miss u
I talk u
All these r examples of PRESENT INDEFINITE
2morrow v will study PRESENT CONTINUOUS.

Unko har khushi dene ki kasam thi.
par unki jheel si aankhe aaj todhi nam thi.
na ponchh sake hum unke aansu, kyunki
hamari height todhi kam thi

Height of computerised world:

Teacher-Where is ur homework?
Class-II boy-Ma’am, for my homework plz visit my website-
“www. myHomeWork. com.

Advntages of pillow:

4 sleeping?
no
4 pilow fight?
no

Then…?

4 hiding ur cell while texting late at nyt..

THIS DOG IS ONE CAT OF DONKEY THE BEST MONKEY WAYS TO OWL MAKE U RAT SMILE.!
CONFUSED..!!!
NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING ALL UR NICK NAMES.

Funny Hindi sms messages | funny sms collection in Hindi

Sharabi daaru pee pee kar mar gaya
lekin
marte marte bhi keh gaya,,
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Daaru toh BRANDED hi peeta tha

Saala Liver hi LOCAL nikla..

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Kasam se aap bahut khubsurat ho Duniya ki nazaro se khud ko bacha lo,

Kajal ka tika to apke liye kum hai!

1 kala”TAWA” hi gale me latka lo*

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Mila k Hath Dosti Ka Wapas Liya Nahi Jata,
Is Nazuk Riste Ko Zakhm Diya Nahi Jata

Girl (boy ko jealous feel karane k liye):” Dekho woh
ladka meri taraf dekh
ke muskura raha hai…
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jab maine pehli baar teri shakal dekhi
thi to 3 din tak Apni hassi nahi rok paya
tha.

Sachmuch Bahut Zaalim H Ye Duniya,
Sasta H Sms Fir B Logo Se Kiya Nahi Jata.

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1 admi ke 6 ungliyan thi,
sab log usay Radhe Shyam kehte the,
batao kyo?
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Qki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha, faltu dimag mat chalaya karo.!

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Wife: Agar mei kho jaau to tum kya karoge?

Husband: Mei akhbaar mei advtmnt dunga.
Wife khush hote hue: Kya likhoge?
Husband :
“JISKO MILE USKI”.

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Kya re tapori.Sms ka hafta nahi bhej rela?
Apun ko malum.K tere pass sms ka bahut-maal padela.
chal time khoti mat kar.5-10 Peti sms chipka dal.

Grl in Burkha!!
Boy-Kaha ja rahi ho meri jaan!
Grl-Tere Ghar,
Boy-Main bhi aata Hu
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Grl-Aaja beshram, Ammi ko bataungi
Apni
bahen ko Chedta hai.

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
1 Pagal Khane Me sabhi Pagal Nach Rahe The
1 Pagal Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Ne Pucha- Tum Khamosh Q Bethy Ho
Pagal Ne Kaha- Bewkuf, Mai Dulha Hu.

:: short funny sms in hindi ::
Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Sardar:Isme to Kida Nikla h
Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Baat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae.
Sardar:2 kilo or de do

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Arz hai…
“Itne khuddar the hum ke kabhi school na jate the
gaalib…
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Wo to ladkio ke shauk-e-deedar ne,
Graduate karwa diya!!!

:: Funny Hindi sms messages ::
Baap: Mere 4 bache hain..
1 ne MBA
2nd B.Ed.
3rd PHD
4TH chor hai

Frnd:chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi?
Baap: wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar h….

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Khuda Bahut Mehrban H Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Kimat Nai Rakhi
Vrna Hm Aap Jese DOST Ki Kimat Kese Ada Krte
Qki
Chawwani
Ab Kaha Chalti H

:: short sms jokes in hindi ::
Mohabbat Ho Jaye, Ya,
Machchar Kate..
Anjam 1 Hi Hai..
Kya?
Raat Ko Neend Nahi Aati…

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LIFE HISTORY OF A HANDSOME boy!
On 21 may 1988
a handsome boy was born on earth.
Cucku bird sang and peacock danced on that day.
Tigers and lions became afraid of his birth.
Angels blessed his from the Heaven.
All girl’z tried in vain 2 win his love.
His parents were happy and named the boy,
“RAJ” That Legend is nw ur Frnd !
Njoyy…His Frndship.
Warning:- editing and copying of msg is strictly prohibited.
Hav A Cool.

Funny Sms Jokes in Hindi | emotionalsms

If you want to check your brain
Stand in front of cow
Agar aap ke pass aye to samajh lena ke bhoosa hai,
Aur agar chali jaye to samajh lena khali hai…………………..funny joke sms

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that

everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Q: What did John Logie Baird found when he invented television?

Ans: There is Rajni’s movie already telecasting!

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

Kaash aik din aap Asman per so jayein,
Sitare aap ka bichona ho,
Chand aap ka takya ho,
Raat aap ko chadar ho,
Aur

Subah suraj aik laat maare aur kahe
“Uth ja o nalayak apne ghar ja”.

Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqa:
1.
2.
3.

Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja.
Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka

Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 2000.
Your new balance is now Rs 2050
Aha!
Chehra tu dekho jaisay langur k hath angur lag gaya ho.

Pathan Ne Kafan Ki Shop Kholi.
Logo Ne Use Bohat Mara Kyu?
Kyu K Us Ne Shop Per Likha Hua Tha 12 Kafan Lene Per Bachay K Kafan FREE !

Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye, Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agr 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye………………….funny sms jokes in Hindi

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada k marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai..

Tum hanste raho,
nachte raho,
muskurate raho,
sada khil khilata raho,
khush raho aur gungunate raho,

How to see a girl in front of ur Gf-

after drinking SPRITE

BOY- dekho us Ladki ko Wo kapdey bilkul Suit nahi
karte.

GIRL- haan..!
To Bey kutte. Tu to chahta hai ki wo
kapdey hi na pehne…

Moral- Girl ne pehle hi SPRITE pee Li thi.

1st Friend:” Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko
Chahta Hu,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki..
2nd Friend:” Tumne Use Bataya K Tera
Chacha
Crorepati Hai ??
1st Friend:” Haa mene bataya Tha..
2nd Friend:” To Phir ??
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1st Friend:” Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..
Hahaha…

Moral : Bc paisa aur ladki dangerous combination.

mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samjhege……………..Hindi funny sms collection

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makahiya maar raha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?

Man: Kyonki
3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…………….Hindi funny sms collection

Kal karey so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab.
wah wah
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab.
wah wah
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab.

1 shaks shadi k leay marriage bureau gaya
Office band tha
Or bahar Door per Notice laga howa tha
1 baje se ly k 3 baje tk office band rahe
ga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH Lain.

Funny sms in Hindi 140 words | Small funny sms

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We
“The Non-Toppers”
Are More Experienced Than
“The Toppers”
Because
…Toppers FAIL To FEEL
How It FEELS To FAIL . .

B.B.A
(Back Benchers Association)

:: Funny sms in Hindi 140 words ::
somtimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile.

sala! 1 ladki ke sath goomey to sab dekhte hai

:: Funny sms in Hindi 140 words ::
A Toilet is like a committee meeting room.
People come with lot of pressure,
sit,
create a lot of noise
and ultimately
DROP THE MATTER.

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The fnuny tnihg abuot
tihs sms is taht
eevn tohugh all the
wrods are msesed up
you can sitll raed it …

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Female’s criteria for
Life partner . . .
They expect their men to
Look like “mr. Universe”
And
Work like “ramu kaka. .

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Ek Machar perasaan baitha tha.
2sre ne pucha kiya hua?
1st-yaar gajab ho rha hai.
Chuhedani me chuha,
Sabundani me sabun,
Mgar macchardani me admi so rha hai.

:: short funny sms in Hindi ::
1970 ki mom 2 her son-beta apne relign ki ladki se shadi krna
1980-apne caste ki
1990-apne level ki
2000-apne desh ki
2010-KAMINEY ladki se hi karna

:: short funny sms in Hindi ::
is duniya me 3 log bahut acche hai….
1 main
2. fir se mein
3. Aap….
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ka friend…. mein

~: Height of Disappointment :~

Using Dial-Up Connection 0n
Your PC In The Age 0f 3G
And
Completing Your Tea Before
INTERNET EXPLORER Loads
A Simple Static Web-page .

Very True Lines
Hamesha yaad Rakhain
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Zindagi main hamesha 2 hi morr
aatay hain
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SAJJAA
TAY
KHABBA.

:: short funny sms in English ::
Facebook Fact
Every 0ne Makes An
Account For Friendship
And Then Becomes
…Addicted To Collect
“LIKES and COMMENTS” . . .

Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!

CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND& BIWI ?

Sari Class chup ho gayi

itne mein Pappu bola:

“Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid &
unlimited.

Very Funny Sms | emotionalsms

Very Funny SMS – kissing – spy tips N Techniques of wife…..

If You’re Wife Kisses You
Every Time You Come Late ..

Remember ,
Its Not Affection
Its Inspection Of

BEER, PERFUME OR LIPSTICKS . . !
Be Careful

Husband Wife Jokes –

If Wife Wants To Get
Husband’s Attention,
Just Look
Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get
Wife’s Attention,
Just Look
Comfortable & Happy

ek sardar khudkhusi se pr bhasan de raha tha
khudkhusi paap hai, jurm hai, gunah hai, buzdili hai,
paglpn hai,

khudkhusi krne se acha hai ki insan khud ko goli marle

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Na Tikka Boti Na Chicken Tikka .
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Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chika
Dhinka Chikka Dhin ;

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

Me: Xcuse Me
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Girl: Jee Kahiye
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Me: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf
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Apko Happy Mother’s DAY.

What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study???
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100% Attendance …

What Did Baba Ramdev Say To Anna
Hazaare?
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“Agar Main
Karoon Tho Saala Character
Deelaa Hai”

Ek auto rickshaw me couple
kiss
kar rhe the
Driver unhe dekh raha tha
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Aage jaake accident hua
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Toh
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aur
bola:-
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. saala ab samjhaa Titanic kyu dooba
tha.

A Perfect Example Of The Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: “Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega…”
Bhanja Imran Khan: “Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri…

:: New N Latest Rajnikant Jokes ::-

At Night If Mosquito Bites, What Should We Do.?
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Just Scratch n Sleep Again
We r Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry

Jab kutte ki mout aati hai
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To wo Marr hi jata hai..

Faltu me har baat me twist
dhundhne ki aadat padi hai tumhe.

Banta: Are you going to attend the boss’ funeral?
Santa: Oh No! I’m working today. My motto is business before pleasure.

Ladki Sms | emotional sms

Ek Baat Hmesha Yaad Rakhna

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Dunya Me Kuch Mile Na Mile

Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahye

Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni

Aur

Dusra Gol-Gappe K sath

Uska Pani.

1 ladki ki dua

Kasam se hr ladke ko bhula dungi,
Sb hi ki tasvir jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho ge is dil mai,
Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi

Ladki Aquarium Ko Dekh K Boli: ‘Fish Itni Sundar Q Hoti Hai.?
Ladka: (Sprite Pite Hue) ‘Q K Wo KAPRE Nahi Pehenti’ (@_@)
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University of Freshology

Height of comment:
Ladka Thoker Lagney Se Gadhey K Paaon Mein Jaa Gira,
Paas Se Guzarti Hui Ladki Boli: Barey Bhai K Paoon Chooh Rahey Ho?
ladka: G Bhabi.

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Agar ap chahte hai k apke face pe dhool-mitii na lage to Roz subah lagai Asian Paints ka Apex Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!

Hasi k liye gam kurban, khushi k liye ansu kurban, dost k liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to sala dost bhi kurban.

Gandhi giri ki safalta k baad, pesh hai. SMS giri jisme ap msg kare ya na kare, hm sms bhejte rahenge, kabhi to apko sharm ayegi.

Sir – Pani mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar
ke Naam
Btao?
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Pappu – mendhak
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Sir – 4 aur btao
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Pappu – uski Mummy , Uske papa , uski
Bahen
aur Uski Item..:p

Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mai kisi or se pyar krta hu or vo..Garbhvati hai.

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations bt u r the worst monster I evr realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.

Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy!

Evrything about u is perfect – ur lips, ur skin, ur eyes, ur body. Perfect! u’re lucky to b born beautiful, notlike me, who was born to b a big liar.

Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Bcoz after death, their DADDY becoms a MUMMY.

Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
Kyu aa gai na (smile).

Ramnavmi ane wali hai, isiliye hm apna man kewal Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mai lagana chahte hai. So… apke pados mai in mai se koi ho to batao

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to sm1 that u think is gorgeous, don’t send it to me as I have had 100 already

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero k waqt usk pas aa kr baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Duniya me 3 insan khush hote hai
1 jise sacha pyar milta hai
Dusra jise achha yaar milta hai
teesra jise mera msg baar baar milta hai
Kyu aa gai na (smile).

Go down to c my heart..
Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Apke.
Dimag Ki tarah.

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aj din mai kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aj din mai kaise bol pada?

Wen i open my eyes evry morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer

Ladki jab Mayke me rehti hai toh “RANI” jab shadi hokar jati hai toh “LAXMI” Aur sasural me kaam karte-karte “BAI” Sach me Ladkiya “RANILAXMIBAI” hoti hain

Hindi Funny SMS | Suhagraat SMS – Naughty jokes

Mayawati came to Lallu’s house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhaiswa ko kyo layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nhi goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to puch raha hu.

Hasen tm ho to bure hum bi nhi,
mehalo mai tm ho to sadak pr hum bhi nhi,
pyar kr k kehte ho shadi shuda ho,
kaan khol kr sunlo, kunware hm bhi nhi.

Girl riding on a cycle hit the Jatt
Jatt: Andhi hai kya
Girl: tu Behra hai kya, Ghanti jo mari?
Jatt: Ghanti he marni thi to nikal kr marti, puri cycle marne ki kya zarurat thi.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen pr hua to rab se sikayat hogi.
Ek to jhella nhi jata dusra aa gya to kya halat hogi!

Dil to Chahta ha K jo aap Se Zyada
Khubsurat hay Usay jaan Se maar
Doon”
Lekin
Kya karoon?
Islam main khud kushi bi to haram hay.

“Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools you have to make certain that your daily mood and emotional state support good health.” ~ Paul E. McGhee, Ph.D.

Laughter not only feels great but this is good for mind, heart and your daily stress. Here is 24 / 7 days dose of laughter through,
Hindi funny SMS. We have array of categories of most funniest joke ever that you love to read – suhagraat sms, Naughty jokes, also on Cricket, Cricket Matches.

Ram chandra kah gye siya se,
aisa kalyug ayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bs padh k muskurayega!

Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Koi pathr se na mare mere diwane ko
Bomb ka zamana hai yaro Uda do salle ko.

When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 persn u love, 1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish 2 kill.
Now, keep guessing y I sent it to u.

Somtym my mind asks y I miss u?
Y I care 4 u?
Y I remember u?
Then my heart answers its simply bcoz mental patient needs more care.

Kid 2 Mom:” 10 Rs Dena, Bahar 1 Garib Ko
Dene Hen..
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Mom:” Kaha Hai Garib.. ??
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Kid:” Bechra Bahar Dhup Me Kulfiyan Bech
Raha Hai.

Y do U think I SMS u ?
Is it bcoz I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need u ? No ! Its bcoz
Time pas k liye koi BAKRA chaiye

After a quarrel, a wife said 2 her husband, U know, I was a fool wen I married u.
The husband replied, Yes, dear, bt I was in love and didn’t undrstand.

Tum ek aise don ho jisk pas, Hr lock ki chabi hai, Tabhi to apko don with key kahte hai. Aur Pyar se. “Donkey” .Think it DON!

Smtyms small things in life hurt a lot… If u don’t agree with me.. then..
. . . .try to sit on a pin !!

Suhagraat ko dulhe ne drvaza khat ktaya,
dulhan dar k chup gyi.
dulha:kya hua?
dulhan:ap ho,muje laga REID padi hai..

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional & stupid, start fighting widout any reason.

Traffic Police WALI ne suhagraat k baad husband se Rs.600 ka jurmana manga!

Husband: kis liye?
Wife: 100 overspeed k, 200 wrong side k or 300 bina helmet k.!

Director 2 Mallika: = + Suhagraat + = ka seen hai dulhan dulhay ko garm doodh ka glass pesh karti hai.

Mallika 2 director: glass say he agar doodh pelana tha to phr mujy Q cast kia hai..eske to rupye vi bahut kam he milge na ?

Whats D biggest pressure in C r i c k e t 4 Pak captain wen Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 overs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How 2 speak English in presentation ceremony?

Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never REALLY HUG each other??
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Because they dont know each other!! =D

Funny Sms in Hindi

Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali ayi.
Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag k ayi.
aur humne sirf seeti bajayi, sali baap ko le ayi.

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Wo Dost he kia
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Jo Kamina Na Ho.

Dil mai basa hai pyar tera,
Aankho mai basi hai tasvir teri,
Jb bhi ati hai yaad teri,
Hm dekhte hai: TOM AND JERRY.

Tajmahal ko dekh kr bola, shahjahan ka pota:
Aj hmara bhi bank balance hota agar dada diwana na hota..

Rinku: What sort of a car has ur dad got?
Mintu: I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Rinku: Really – Ours only starts with petrol.

Woh to aj bhi hme dekh kr muskurate hai
Pr unke bachche bade kameene hai
Jo hme mama, mama kah kr bulate hai

Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Puja Karke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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21st Century Ki Ladkiya
Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

Dekha tujhe to ruh khush ho gyi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gyi,
Pagal hai vo log jo kehte hai ki,
Chimpanzi ki akhri nasal kahi kho gayi!

Machhr ne ap ko kata,
Ye us ka junun tha,
Ap ne khujli ki,
Ap ka sukun tha,
Phir bhi ap ne usko nahi mara,
Kyuki uski rago mai ap ka khun tha.

If ever in ur life u r very sad n feel that u have lost evrything,
I’ll come, hold ur hand,
take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

Whn U feel that nobody luvs U
nobody cares 4 u
& evry1 is ignoring U,n hating U,
U should ask Urself..
Saala Chakkar kya hai!

2 snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned & started singing:
zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma !

Aye dost tu bhi likha kr shayri
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tmatr,
To raat ki sabji ka intezam ho jayega

Ansu tere nikle aur ankhein meri ho
dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho
khuda kre hamari dosti itni gehri ho
ki naukri tm kro aur salary meri ho

Ak larki ki shadi thi,
sarey mehman aa chukey they..
baraat ka intezar tha..
raat ka 1 baj gaya,barat nhi aai,
mehaman janey lgy,
2 baj gaya larki ki maa sadmey se be hosh hogai,
3 baj gaey larki k baap ko dil ka dora parr gaya..
aakhir
4 bjey ak aadmi bhagta hoa shadi waley tent m
dakhil hoa aur tez awaz m chillaya
“mubarak ho,dulhey ki car ko
CNG mil gai”.

Kya mast air chal rele hai
cow log grass eat kr rele hai
dog log bark kr rele hai
Shane log SMS kr rele hai
DHAKAN log SMS padh rele hai.

Khuda kare mobile tera kho jaye
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye
Ladkiyo ko SMS karu tere naam pr
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja thanda mera ho jaye

Try 2 undrstand n don’t disturb me more.
Leave me alone.
Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u.
So don’t play with my life.
– Sardar says 2 mosquito.