Funny Exam Sms

What is Education ?
Education is n oraganised system through which v waste 1 half of our lyf 2 learn how 2 waste the remaining half of our lyf.

I found d perfect example for newton’s3rd law
every time i open my book my eyes close automatically. Newton is great

Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe Arz h-

Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass…………..very funny exam shayari

Kahi aisi kitaab mile jispe dil de dete,
Sab ne harama deemag khaya, kisko javaab dete,
Ab to ye syllbus dekh ke lagta he hame k,
Ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete…………………………………very funny exam shayari 2014

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
College K Riwaj Parents Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Krne Wala Kya Jane…

Lyf of the college student
wallet hai paise nhi
lecturer hai attendence nhi
cell hai balance nhi
frnds hai girl friend nhi
exam hai tension nhi
padhna hai mood nhi

Lets Play A GAME..

Its Very Interesting..

Ready?

3

2

1

START..

Kya Start?

Kameene Padh Le
Hr Waqt Khelne Ki Padi Rehti Hai.
Exams Ho rahe Hai

Padh, padh kr kya krna
ek din to marna hai,
agar marne k baad dubara zinda Hue To
shuru To nursery se karna hai

Long Back,
Ppl Who Sacrificed Their Sleep,
Food, Laughter N Forgot
Their Family Were Called Saints.

Bt Now They R Called
“Students”

Student Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Padhe B To Kya Padhe

Hr Page Pe ladhkiyo Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai

Lovely days in my life :
childhood days,
school days
&
collage days,
horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

itne bhrm tute the ik aur bhrm tut gya,

use subject mai pas hue jis ka paper mujh se chooot gaya

Koi kitab aisi milti, jispe dil luta dete har subject ne dimag khaya,
kisi ek ko hi nipta dete, ab syllabus dekh ke sochte hain, ek mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete

exams r the part of our daily routine life,

so ghbrane ki baat nhi jo kam aj nahi hua kal sahi

isi wajh se koi bahut khas ho gya,
isi wajh se koi bahut khas ho gya,

cheating krwane se wo fail aur papu pass ho gya

Na Waqt Itna K
Sallybus Pura Kia Jaye

Na Tarkib Koi k Exam
Pass Kia Jaye

Na Jane Kon Sa Dard
Dia Hy Is Padhai Ne

Na Roya Jaye
Aur
Na Soya Jaye …

A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well bt a best frnd is 1 who stands in exam-hall and says
” Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi hai”

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

V Complete Syllabus In A Day B4 Exam,
While D Faculty Take 1 Year

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Teacher: class me ladai kyun nahi karni chahiye?
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Santa : pata nahi exam mein kiske peche baithna pad jaye..

Uski nazar meri taraf thi
meri nazr uski tarf thi
vo mugh se kuch kehna
chahti thi
main us se kuch puchna
chahta tha
dono ise uljan mein
bethe rahe aur exam
over ho gaya……………mast funny exam sms 2014

Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein kami na karna,
mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna

Aeroplane- write brothers
cycle-macmillan
telephone-grahm bell
telescope-galileo
exams-
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dundho pakad ke marenge.

Todays students thinking
thousands of yesterdays are gone..
Millions of tomorrows will come..
But still a hope…….
Kal se pakka parhenge

Saal bhar padhai hm kiya nhi krte
lekin cheating kr k paper hm likha nhi krte
ae university walopass krna h to kro
fokat me hm zyada likha nhi krte

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i’m here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best.

Book khulti hai, exam ka sama hota hai, Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai

Tcher 2 student: beta ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: is sheet par likhe gye ans kalpnik hai jinka kisi b book se koi smbandh nhi hai..!

Q:wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj b kehte hen or qayamat tak kahngay?
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Ans:bus kal se parhai start.

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

Samandar bhar syllabus hota hai
nadi bhar parh pate hein
balti barh yad rehta hai
chuloo bhar number ate hein
jis mein hum doob jatey hain

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
sab kuch alag hai sab kuch naya hai?

eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

A student grabbed a coin,
flipped it in the air & said,
“head, i go to sleep.”
Tail, i watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge i’ll study.

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of icl n t20…
same rules should be applied in examz!
(1) exams timing should be reduced to one hour.
(2) power play – no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
(3) cheer leaders – to dance after every right answer written.
(4) strategic time-out – time for students for discussion.
(5) super over – chance for students to form their own question.

Funny Exams SMS

Arz kiya hai? Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, Humnesuna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai, YAHAN TO IMTIHANO NE hiZINDAGI LE LI hai.

Guzray howey Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!
Answer sheet main jo likha hai uski Faryad na krna,
Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!
Uski Fikar main Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna:)

what’s d difference
between people who
pray in temples and people who
pray in exam centres ?
Those r damn
serious..

The shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up…..

If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !

Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..
&

Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab pada be tune
itna ?

KINGFISHER EMPLOYEE:Sir for the past 15 days not a single bottle has been sold !
VIJAY MALYA:Call all the universities and ask them to announce results.

Hey Friends
I’m Switching Off My Cell Due 2 Xams As I Have 2 Work Hard.
Plz Contact Me After
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15 Mins
Tab Tak Mera Bhoot Utar Jayega

It is time 4 EXAMINATION..
study with CONCENTRATION.,
English with PUNCTUATION…
Maths with CALCULATION..
Biology with CLASSIFICATION..
Chemistry with COMBINATION
Now where is time 4 RELAXATION

HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: “Dude, which paper was it?”

If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
“Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata”
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
“Check Krne Wala Bhagwan Tha Yaar”

Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai larkey Phansai FARAZ,
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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. 🙂

Na moh na maya hai
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai
Baith ke chaar panne palat lo beta
Final paper girlfriend ne nahi banaya hai!!

Special offer..Bring a chit on exam day,
scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and
win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only..

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. Itfunctions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right fromthe time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examinationhall.

To be a “Good professional”, always start to study latefor “Exams”. Because it teaches how to manage “Time” andtackle “Emergencies”

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. SoI asked GOD, “is this love?”. GOD replied, “no dear, result isnear”.

Samunder bhar syllabus hain,
Nadi bhar padh pate hain,
Balti bhar yaad reheta hain,
Mug bhar likh pate hain,
Chullu bhar number aate hain,
Aur usimein doob kar mar jaate hain

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Exam Jokes

Best Exam Jokes Ever

koi cheez be-wafai se barh kar kya hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh kar kya hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani mai saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kya hogi:-)

Know What It Feels Like While Xams?

Tick Tock
Mind Block
Pen Stop
Eyes Up
Time Shock
Jaw Drop
No Luck
Time’s Up
Xams Suck
Still Good Luck

The Funniest And
Highly Impossible Message
A Student Can Ever Send
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I Finished Studies. Did You?

Guzray huye Exaams ko Yaad na karna..!!

Answer sheet mai jo likha hai uski Faryad na karna

Jo Hoga wo to Hoga..!!

Uski Fikar mai Apney HOlidays barBaad Na Karna

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Exams are like Girl friends
– Too many questions
– Difficult to understand
– More explanation is needed
– Result is always fail!

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Congratulations!
Good news for Delhi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com

Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling urself
“dude,don’t worry.
Exams will get postponed!”

All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha karte thae,
Jitna syllabus parh ke wo top karte hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia karte thae

Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Joinki soch mai gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances fullhai..

Har Sawal Se Datt Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peeche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna
Aage Wale Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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Height of attempting unknown qns in an exam…
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Question:What is an array..?
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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend.
eg. “ARRAY, idhar aa re…

Funny Shayari on Exams

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Mat chino in college k bachcho se mobile.
ye akele rahne se darte hai ,
le lo exam bhi sms se,
kyuki yahi wo chiz hai jo ye maan laga kr padte hai..

Uski nazar hamari taraf thi,
Meri uski taraf thi..
Wo mujse kuchh kahena chahti thi..
Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha..
Do no uljan me baithe the..
Aur………….

Exam khatam

Exam k Paawan Mauke Pe mere ye Exam Shayari app ke liye-

Padhna-Likhna Tyag de Mitra,
Nakal se rakh Aas.
Odh Rajai So ja Beta,
Rab krega Pass.

arz kiya hai-ye exam ka rishta bhi ajib hota hai,
sab apna apna naseb hota hai,
reh jata hai jo nigaho se dur,
wahi question compulsory ho jata hai…….

Kehh do un padhane walo say,
kabhi hum bhi padhane kartay they,
jitna syllabus padh k woh top kartay hain,
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy

Exam anthem
Hm honge all pass
hm honge all pass
hm honge all pass ek din….
ho ho likhte hai bakhwas phir bhi hai vishwas
result hoga jhakas ek din

exams r the tension given as a speed breaker of road to bring us to study

Exam dete waqt agar koi sawal puche to keh dena melody khao khud jaan jao

Exam shuru hote hi matam ka sama
Hota hai,
Aise mausm me hi to dimag ka
Dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nhi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan
Hota hai…

exam paas aye
dil ghabraye
school na jane ka bahana banaye
ab to mera pen ruk ruk k chalta hai!!
kya karu hai kuch nhi ata hai!!!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

To be a good Proffessional,

always start 2 study late 4 “EXAMs”.

Because it teaches u ..

how to manage “TIME” and tackle “EMERGENCIES”!!

our mind is lyk tym.once tym passes it doesn’t cum back.
once we read we never remember in exams.

Dad to his Son:Exam vich paas ho ya fail tenu bike dewanga…

Son:Thank uuuu……

Dad:Pass hoya taan “Bullet” College Jaan layi.
Fail hoya taan”Raajdoot” Dudh vechan layi……

Exam Wishes SMS

15 Best Exam Wishes SMS

Clas Rooms R Lik Train
1st 2 Benchs R Exe Coaches
Reservd 4 VIP
Mid 2 Gen Comprtmnt
N Last 2 R Sleepr Class.

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
Bt also dream,
Not only plan bt also believe,
Best wishes for exam.

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

Sorry Yaar lagta hai ye “Exam Wishes SMS” app ke paas galti se aap ke pass pahuch gaya hai

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

Oye its 4 U study well, best of luck for upcoming exams

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Best wishes & best of luck for exam

Paper Se Pehle Ki
“DUA”

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Hey! Bhagwan !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Padhunga …

Great students like us work on d principle of Rocket…

not b’coz dat we aim 2 sky.

but b’coz we don’t start studying until our tail is fired on!!

Exams are near,
Subjects are not clear,
Questions appear,
Answers disappear,
Oh! my dear,
Dont fear,
Bcoz i’m here 2 wish u,
All clear!
Have a great exam fest!
All the best, best of luck for exams

Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,
Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,
Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr
n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr asked

Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
& collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

University Ka 1 Student University K Toilet Me Gaya.
Jab Andar Ja K W.C Pr Baitha To Samne Dekha Likha Tha
Itna Zor padhai pr Dete To Exam Me A1 Grade aata.

To my studious friend-
exams may come and go,
marks may come and go,
but once u become mad u will be mad forever,
so dont study much.

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

New exam pattern
1. General students : Ans ALL questions
2. OBC : Write ANY question.
3. SC : Read ONLY questions.
4. ST : Thanks for coming to exam.

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete.

Today’s Students Thinking
Thousands Of Yesterdays R Gone..
Millions Of Tomorrows Will Come..
Bt Still A Hope Is Alive..
Kal Se Pakka Parhenge

 

Exam SMS in Hindi

Best Funny Exam SMS in Hindi

4 saal,
8 ladai(sem)
40 Dushman(paper)
32 tanks(lab)
64 grand(ext & int)
16 goli(mid sem)
aur 1 akela janbaaz…
be proud 2 be an ENGINEER..

7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others “Kuch Padha Kya”..

Main Sirf Ye Soch Kar Paper Khali De Aata Hon
K Kahin Teacher Ye Na Kahen
K Bado ko Jawab Deta Hai. 🙂

naukar – sahab aapka kutta to admi jaisa dikhta hai..
kya khilate ho? sahab – kamine ye kutta nahi h.
mera beta h CA kar rha h.
abhi exam chal rahe hai..

Book khulti hai,
exam ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.
Book ki bate dimagtak nahi atai,
fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai.

Why engineers dont study whol year & spend nyts B4 xam?

Bcz kinare k sukun se hme inkar to nhi,
mgr tufan me kashti nikalne ka maza kuch aur hi hota hai.

Upcoming Horror Movies

Exam Ka Khouf
Tarapta Student
Shaitani Books
Result Wala Jin
Neend Ki Mout
Pyasa Examiner
Ssshhh Result Ane Wala Hai.

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR

Students ke dilo ki awaj:
Zindgi ka rukh mod denge
Sari bandise tod denge
Ye semister Jese-Tese nikal jai
Next Semister mai to paka record tod denge.

Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h
Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h
5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to
2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he

How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall? (2pm to 5pm)

2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly

#Last 10 mnts relax..

Exam Life :-
9am- wakeup
10am- brkfast
11am- thinkng 2 score 80%:-)
12 am-watch t.v
1pm- lunch
2 pm-Thori nind le k padhnge dimag set hoga:-P
4 pm-games
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5pm- thinking 2 score 60%:-|
6 pm-troubling frnds “kuch padha?”:-P
8 pm-searching books.
9pm- dinner
10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P
11pm- hey bhgwan! Bs smbhal lena 😀

Chnda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaro,
Ghadi ke kante bhage.
Ek pariksha khtam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
subah hogye mamu…subah hogye mamu….

Funny Quotes on Exams | Funny Thoughts on Exams

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
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1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u

World’s Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful

Question Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar 🙂 😀

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don’t know,
So i wrote answers which they don’t know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA. 🙁

2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai
us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai
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yeh galat hai
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EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR

2 teams..
5 matches..
1 venue..
8 days more to go..
war b/w the most thrilling ever
12th night readers & the CBSE daredevils.
catch d live action starting on 3 march.

YYAAAHHHO000..!
Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho
Gayi..

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..

AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai…:-(

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student…..

A beautiful teacher !!!

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

Tamam students sy appeL ki jati hai ki wo apne apne result se pehle GHAR Ki sb chapl, jharu nd waiper chupa de.
A SMS 4rm

‘SSF’

‘SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION’

The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave it completely!

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Exam SMS, Exam SMS in Hindi

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol
I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho…!?

I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai

I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Guess which song?
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guess!
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O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd March. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, “UD GAYE TOTE” watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder… ana jarur

If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.

If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement…

HAPPY EXams Days.

AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??

Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
“Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya’n Ja Rahi Hyn” ;->

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

” Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition.”…

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
?
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

Side effects of Exams:
A guy went to a restaurant. He wanted to order food but he forgot what a ‘Menu’ is called.
So he asked the waiter, “Syllabus Lana, Zarra!”

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20.
Same rules should be applied in exams!
Exams timing: Should be reduced to one hour.
Power play: No invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
Cheer leaders: To dance after every right answer written.
Strategic time-out: Time for students for discussion.
Super Over: Chance for students to form their own question!

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!